Quite
amazing, after being labeled vile by the Mirror all those months
ago, I'm surprised I managed to get another site in the column.
So here's to the "Noel Still Loves You" website.
You've
got to love the conspiracy theory angle. I wish I was paid tons
of cahs. Maybe It would've covered the debts I've been ringing
up while I've been unemployed. Shame I can't get a job doing this,
eh?
To
be quite honest, I really don't know where to go with this stuff
now, make a silly site, get it into NTK, get it into the press,
etc. It's all become a little bit too easy. Get more controversial,
maybe?
Maybe
its time to get revenge on Bill Oddie for mocking my appearance
while I was walking down the street many years ago, just because
I went through a long-haired scruffpot stage of my life. Look
at him when he was in "The Goodies". Quite simply, he
looked like a fucking child molester. I used to respect his comedy,
now I just think: